would rather stay in th stall till the bathroom is empty, than exit with people around so they know who was in there.

Dylan in his t-ball uniform on opening night.

Dylan in his t-ball uniform on opening night.

Dear Dude with the spinning rims, Those rims were cool for about a day, which is about a day longer than you’ve ever been.

may have just had the best GD mocha frappacino of his life!

This kid is gonna be trouble.

Why did I wake up at 6?

GREEN DAY!

GREEN DAY!

Up at 5, in Pomona at 7, Murrieta at 1, Chula Vista at 6… gonna be a day

Jehovah’s Witness just hit me up at the gas pump… WTF?

Karen says that I’m a blamer. Well if that’s true, it’s her fault.