Despite her words, Karen’s response actually encourages Dylan’s mispronunciation.

Despite her words, Karen's response actually encourages Dylan's mispronunciation.
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A team of proctologists?

A team of proctologists?

“You’re BIG, and FAT, and UGLY, dad.” -Dylan, age 5

Holy F**k! I have never hears cereal this loud before!

Holy F**k! I have never hears cereal this loud before!
Tim

My life ain’t no holiday, I’ve been through the point of no return.

Somebody needs new kneepads

Somebody needs new kneepads

is #winning at life.

Yay. Softball time again, but it’s hard to get up for the 8:30 game… and yes I did just say “hard” and “get up” in the same post. #winning

What is it?

What is it?
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