Wonders if he should be going to the Board meeting tonight. I’m sure they could use some penis.

Many things fade over time. Among them are not skid marks.

would rather stay in th stall till the bathroom is empty, than exit with people around so they know who was in there.

Dylan in his t-ball uniform on opening night.

Dylan in his t-ball uniform on opening night.

Dear Dude with the spinning rims, Those rims were cool for about a day, which is about a day longer than you’ve ever been.

may have just had the best GD mocha frappacino of his life!

This kid is gonna be trouble.

Why did I wake up at 6?

GREEN DAY!

GREEN DAY!

Up at 5, in Pomona at 7, Murrieta at 1, Chula Vista at 6… gonna be a day