At the Apple Store and my heart just sank. Employee just walked up to me, saw this and said, “Oh, that’s new. What is that?” My response, “You work for Apple and you don’t know what that is?”

At the Apple Store and my heart just sank. Employee just walked up to me, saw this and said,
Then I went on to tell her that it is the new Magic Trackpad, that it was released on Tuesday, that it does not come with the iMac, and that it costs $69.I mean seriously? I don’t care I you haven’t worked since last weekend, you have no business …

Oh so true…

Oh so true...
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Decided to post this instead of the boring, mundane update that would’ve had you wishing you had those 7 seconds of your life back… you’re welcome.

Just wondering, is it just me or does anyone else notice red spots above their knees when they get off the toilet?

Ugh…

Ugh...
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I have no idea what the occasion is but 1) where is it and 2) how do I get there? This party looks simply tatalicious.

I have no idea what the occasion is but 1) where is it and 2) how do I get there? This party looks simply tatalicious.
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You know that “Oh shit” feeling you get just before something really bad happens?

You know that
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Tanning FAIL. If your gonna show your bum, make sure it ain’t two-tone.

Tanning FAIL. If your gonna show your bum, make sure it ain't two-tone.
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Just saw a bumper sticker that said, “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.” I only have one thing to say about that… Giddy up!

Just told a guy in traffic that his front tire was flat. I hope it works out for him.